Helpful trivia

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jen!
1. Ideally, Jen should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
2. Jen has three eyelids.
3. Reindeer like to eat Jen.
4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Jen!
5. You can tell if Jen has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
6. If you break Jen, you will get seven years of bad luck!
7. An average beaver can cut down Jen every year!
8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Jen.
9. Jen once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
10. Jen can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!

I'm not sure all of that is true, but we all know that computers are always right. And the seven years of bad luck thing would certainly explain my on-going streak since I break myself frequently. Anyway, this should help you decide if you're dealing with the "real" Jen, haha!