- Help a half-naked man (not the socially acceptable half) back to wheelchair after falling on the floor.
- Search for a person slumped over the wheel of a parked care (not found).
- Transport the least injured person from a car accident.
- Carry an elderly woman upstairs after the FD got her out of the broken elevator.
- Bandage a kid with a head laceration, then lead his mom to the hospital so she didn't get lost.
Also, favorite diagnosis from an ED doctor recently "Acute exacerbation of chronic crazy."