17 May 2009


Dear Brain,

I would like to place a request for improved coordination between the eyes and the hands. Softball is not an especially dangerous sport, but when the hands and eyes don't work well together, other body parts suffer. Obviously, the feet and legs are listening well as they moved directly into the path of the oncoming ball, but somehow the glove just didn't get there. I don't appreciate this large painful bruise, despite all the lovely colors it adds to the normally pasty white area.

Left Thigh

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dear Left Thigh
Softballs are like the thighs, esp. left ones.
mom's left thigh.